A Father's Day joke

After dinner while ushering us out...

Manager of restaurant: Thank you. Happy Father's Day!

Dad: Ok.. same to you!

Me: Same to you?!

Mum and I burst out laughing.

Mum: You should have said "Same to your father!"


My dad can be real funny sometimes.

AN ASS!!!

I can't believe my BM is so lousy considering I got A1 for BM during SPM.

"Saya nak buat penangguhan..kerana...uh...course saya bermula di September..."

Operator: Huh?September?

"Tapi, saya akan pergi ke Korea...(trying to find the right word)... di Julai.." (why on earth did I keep saying "di")

Operator: Ok.... kamu ke Korea untuk apa?

Uh... untuk... melancong..

Operator: OHH...untuk melancong....!

So, apa document yang perlu saya...beri...?"

Operator: Ok, tunggu sebentar.

*pause*

Operator: Kamu telefon bahagian penangguhan dengan nombor ni...********

"Ok, than...."

Operator: $%#$%^& (murmuring in the background)

*Line cuts* Tooot toooot tooot....


WHat the....!!!!!

p/s: if you don't already know, AN ASS = NS.

I know, I know... I know the word...

Playing TABOO somewhere...


Someone: Er...Er... man's private part! (the taboo word was Dick Smith)

Ladies (Team A): Penis! (in unison)

Ladies (Team B): *laughs* (some put on a blur look)

Someone: No! It can be a person's name also!

Ladies (Team A): Penny!


Lols...!!!